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Are you a ponderer? Are you a dreamer?And do you want tights that will show off your femur?Do you wish you could show offThat bone called the fibulaAnd perhaps even kneecapMetatarsal, and tibia?Then these are for youThey are tried, they are trueA sweet bony lookIn which you’ll never feel blue!These stockings are blackWith bones on front and backThey look custom madeBut they’re right off the rack!So what spooky look would go best with these tights?A skeleton girl that haunts in dark nights?A ghostly dead lover? Or something more funny?The choice is all yoursNow give us your money!Perhaps that sounds too forcefulWe just really want you to be happyand that’s no bull