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The Bell won’t Save You Now!Mrs. Nelson used to be everyone’s favorite. Her A.P. English class always had fun with filming Quentin Tarantino style Hamlet skits. Her essay prompts were interesting and she was the only teacher that didn’t make the class watch boring movies in the last week of the school year. Instead, those days were all about word games and inventive exercises. But then the inevitable happened. The zombie apocalypse blew up during finals week. Mrs. Nelson came to school feeling nauseous after getting nipped by a neighbor on the way to work. And while the students were sweating through an essay test on existentialism, Mrs. Nelson was sweating with a fever behind her desk. By the time the bell rang, the students had forgotten all about Kafka and were applying some serious life lessons to surviving the zombie uprising. Product DetailsThis high-waisted plaid pencil skirt makes you look like an academically inclined undead character. The high-waisted style is belted with a hook and loop fastener strip at the back. The back of the dress has an elastic waistband to keep your creeping comfortable. The top is classy, though smeared in blood. Framing a plaid tie, the wide neckline has a collar because you’ve got to keep it professional even if the world is falling apart. Undead OutlookCreating an undead look is always a good time. Make your teacher-style messy bun extra grungy with a grimy pencil poked through your bun and plenty of fake blood. Get creative with scars, and bruising. Want to have some extra fun? Consider adding on a scar prosthetic for a second-glance worthy look. Whether you’re heading out with a whole horde or you’re hunting for brains solo, you’re sure to love your zombie teacher look. You’ll teach those living people to use their brains once and for all!