Wow, you look great for being dead since 1300 B.C.!
You’ve busted out of the sarcophagus and now you’re ready to see what life is like in the twenty-first century? We get it, you’re curious about what the world is like now, so we’re going to give you a full update before you experience it for yourself. First of all, hieroglyphics are no more, so it looks like you’re going to have to learn the alphabet (or just emojis, whatever you prefer). Also, pyramids are a structure of the past (unless you’re in Las Vegas); people now live inside of apartment buildings or these things called condos, and they work in these things called offices. It looks like you have a lot of catching up to do, but one thing you won’t need a refresher on is fashion. Girl, you’re dress is right on point with the current avant-garde styles that women wear today. So, give yourself a pat on the back because you’re one fashionable mummy!
Yep, you’ll be up to date on the latest look while wearing this full length mummy costume made of tattered materials. Lucky for you, the distressed look is very trendy. The off-the-shoulder look is also very current and you’ll see that ladies from all over, not just Egypt, are wearing this stylish look. The high leg slit at the bottom of the floor-length gown will get you noticed no matter where you’re off to. Your leg wraps serve as the perfect accessory to complement your dress and they add a fun touch to your whole ensemble. Plus, lucky for you, the messy hair look is in! Now get out there and start living your life in the 21st century like the (now) modern woman that you are!