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Wanted: Some Body to loveMust have muscles, healthy skin, and fresh eyes. No hair or eye color preference, plenty of flesh is preferred after all this time. To be clear, this ad is not for a partner. This is simply for a body to go over these lovely, bare bones. There are some nice parts to life as a living skeleton. Making a living as a science and art model is easy. There’s no need to eat so grocery bills are at a minimum. But it would be nice to be able to do those things that skeletons can’t do! Like going on hikes and walking through a marketplace without causing a panic! So if you have some body to love laying around, please call (721)DEM-BONES. Product DetailsArtful and elegant, this skeleton gown is a stunner. The fitted nature makes it easy to make an entrance. Bones are printed along the body with flowers and vines are woven throughout. The rib cage is bursting with life, perfect for the positive celebrations of Day of the Dead. With a scooped neck, cold shoulder detailing, and a floor-length skirt, you’ll love the fashionable cut of this ensemble.A Tomb with a ViewA grand entrance is easy with this gorgeous look! Whether you’re attending a fancy Halloween soiree, a Day of the Dead parade, or even a work event, the elegance of this costume will stand out. Change the look to your liking with a variety of wigs, flower crown, and makeup styles. When skeletons have both color and style, it’s easy to make the living jealous. We can just imagine this boney fashionista’s tomb. Brass fixtures, velvet detailing, natural lighting, subway tile. Oh yeah, and you can bet she’s got a hanging plant collection swiped from the local chapel. Just because she’s made of bone doesn’t mean she doesn’t know how to live!