Frankenstein Porch Squatter

49.99$

Frankenstein Porch Squatter

49.99$

Turn your porch in to a scary Halloween scene when you add this Frankenstein Porch Squatter. It features a Frankenstein statue with shackles and light up eyes.

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Frankie Needs a BreakHere’s the deal. Frankenstein is tired. He’s spent so many years tormenting his master and chasing him to the ends of the earth. He’s also spent a good portion of his time being the scourge of humanity. What little time he had left was spent running away from villagers wielding torches and pitchforks. He needs a little respite and your porch seems like the perfect place for him to take a breather from all that.Just think about it. He can rest up on your porch, scare a few trick or treaters, make a few grunting noises. It’s a win-win situation for everyone involved! So, are you ready to help old Frankenstein out?Product DetailsThis Frankenstein Porch Squatter is a Halloween decoration that should give visitors a good spook! This freaky monster has blinking red eyes and makes some pretty terrifying sounds when you flip the on/off switch. Just set him on your porch (he also takes pretty well to patios, decks and garages) and watch him go to work scaring anyone who dares come near him!Harmless MonsterThe best part about this Frankenstein decoration is that he’s not nearly as murderous and angry as the classic monster from literature!

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