Has your little princess been a little odd lately? When she goes in the sun, does she say “it burns”, as she looks up at the sun, only to then run off and play on the swings like normal? Has she been drinking tomato juice, even though a few months ago you couldn’t get her to eat anything red? Later informing you she likes the ‘blood’ juice?
You indulge her, because honestly it’s kind of adorable. She’s not really doing any harm. And, (hopefully) it’s just a phase-kind of like the non-stop reruns of Blue’s Clues and all the pony stuff from My Little Pony. (If we have to buy one more Rainbow Dash, we are going to cry.)
But, perhaps it’s not a phase. We’d have to do some tests, but your little girl might be turning into a vampire princess. Soon she will start asking if she can sleep in a pretty pink coffin, with lace frills and all her stuffed animal friends piled in. She’ll try to stay up late, and avoid the sun at all costs-even though she really likes to go to school and the park. Well, if that happens we have just the thing (or if she just wants something pretty and scary for Halloween): a Dracula Pocket Princess Costume. This will let her become the vampire she wants to be and the pockets on the dress will allow her to carry all of her important treasures (like candy)! Just be prepared with some extra tomato (blood) juice in the house!